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The rogue proteins behind variant CJD, the human form of mad cow disease, have revealed their benign side. Prions, it seems, lie at the heart of a newly discovered form of near-instant evolution that provides life with a third way to adapt to potentially lethal environments. Crucially, it involves neither genetic nor epigenetic changes to DNA.

...In challenging conditions, [Yeast] can instantly churn out hundreds of brand-new and potentially lifesaving proteins from its DNA, all without changing the genes in any way.

("Prions point to a new style of evolution," New Scientist, February 16, 2012)

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